Aw, C'maaawhn! - Luang Prabang, Laos

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By Lauren Girardin    Fri, May 1, 2009
Luang Prabang, Laos
I <3 the Buddha | Photo by Lauren Girardin

"So, you guys feel also a little too old for Vang Vieng?"

This question comes from one of the few guys our age that Todd and I have seen while tubing in Vang Vieng. We're at the rare riverside bar where the crowd is made up of 30-somethings like us, instead of the barely legal hordes of Britiots, Billa Bongers, and Vision Questers monopolizing all the other places. Since everyone at this bar is more mature, we're also more boring - a dozen of us are just laying around under the hot sun drinking cold beer, instead of dancing and drinking buckets of booze.

"Oh, definitely," we laugh as we make room for Phatthana to lounge with us. A German whose family is originally from Laos, he's on his way to visit relatives in the town of Luang Prabang, our next stop and his.

"Luang Prabang is beautiful. It's my favorite place in Laos." Phatthana declares. "Do you like Laotian food?" We nod. "Then, if you'd like, I can take you to have the best soup in Luang Prabang."

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On the northbound road to Luang Prabang, Laos
Two brave, one shy on the road to Luang Prabang | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Eagerly, Todd says, "Well...yeah! That'd be awesome. Let's make a plan. When should we meet up?"

"Don't worry. Luang Prabang is a small place. We'll find each other."

With this inexact reassurance, Phatthana finishes off his Beer Lao, says goodbye, and strolls down to the riverside to float some more in his tube.

A few days later, Todd and I arrive in Luang Prabang hours late because of a putt-putt of a mini-van ride through northern Laos' scrappy mountain roads. We've had the bad luck to show up not only at twilight, but also during the busy week between Christmas and New Years. On top of that, a few hours ago, the regular oversold boat from Thailand discharged hundreds of hotel-seeking tourists into Luang Prabang.

Over the next two-and-a-half exhausting hours, we find nothing for less than $150 US a night. While Todd hurries, unburdened, to further afar hotels, I wait with our backpacks on a dark sidewalk wondering, "If we don't find a place, what do we do? Sleep outside somewhere? Damn, Luang Prabang had better be worth this."

Luang Prabang, Laos
Snoopy-style stupa figure | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Todd finally finds a hotel that, though clearly in a gouging mood for the holiday season, will do for one night. Relieved and starving, we head into Luang Prabang's historic old town in search of dinner only to find that prices for food, like hotel rooms, are much higher than reasonable for Southeast Asia. Our dinner of Laotian food is pricey and disappointing. After so many indifferent, or worse, infectious, meals in Vang Vieng, I'm beginning to worry that Luang Prabang will be a foodie disaster too.

Bagels, however, rarely disappoint. The next morning, we discover that Luang Prabang's UNESCO-endorsed charm has attracted so many foreign tourists and expat residents that Western delicacies like bagels are ubiquitous. No mere bread-rounds, these bagels are worthy bases for an egg, bacon, and cheese sandwich at Jomo Cafe.

Fueled for the day, we wear ourselves out touring Luang Prabang's sites. At Wat Xieng Thong, a temple complex, we look at cheerfully colored mirrored mosaics depicting jataka, or Buddhist hell. We recharge with hot cups of "half-and-half," a sludgy mix of equal parts Ovaltine and coffee. We window shop at many fair trade stores that sell locally made silk, paper, and bamboo tchotchkes for more than it costs to buy them at home at Global Exchange.

I was taking a photo of the red tray and she just sat down - Luang Prabang, Laos
Red, green, blue in Luang Prabang's old town | Photo by Lauren Girardin

After a lot of walking, we're in search of a place to grab a beer and let the sunset over the river color our mood mellow. Nowhere feels right until I spot a few people clustered under a bamboo lean-to that is bathed in the warm late-day sunlight, perfectly placed on a bit of land that juts into the river on the bank opposite Luang Prabang.

At the river's edge, an old woman with a two-toothed grin sells us tickets for a bamboo bridge that is clearly a family-run and built operation. Our ticket is round-trip, making me a tad more confident that I'll survive the crossing. Even so emboldened, I make Todd walk far behind me so our combined weight doesn't collapse the homemade, half-baked structure.

Safely across the river, we find that the lean-to is indeed a very informal bar with a bucket filled with iced down beers and sodas, and mis-matched chairs facing a panoramic, misty view of Luang Prabang silhouetted by the sunset. Distracted by the scenery, it's a full minute before Todd and I realize that one of the other people here is Phatthana, who we last saw floating down the river in a tube in Vang Vieng.

Luang Prabang, Laos
Fishing at sunset in Luang Prabang | Photo by Lauren Girardin

"Hey guys! How are you? Isn't Luang Prabang great? This is my favorite spot to come for sunset. Have you had any Laotian food yet?"

Todd says "Wow, you weren't kidding, Phatthana - Luang Prabang is a small town. We've been here less than 24 hours and we've already found you. Yeah, we had some Laotian food for lunch at Tamarind Restaurant today–"

"Aw, C'maaawhn! Tamarind? That's not where you should eat! Too expensive. Are you hungry now? You want to go get some dinner? We'll go for soup."

We take advantage of the last bit of light to cross back over the bamboo bridge. We're joined by Juergen, another German who Phatthana just met and made friends with at the sunset point. The four of us walk into the Night Market - a distracting half-mile sprawl of vendors selling Lao-themed "Made In China" bargains. At the western edge of the sidewalk market, Phatthana slips between a table heaped with underwear and another selling fruit smoothies.

Luang Prabang, Laos
Naga and flower | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Faithfully, we follow Phatthana past the underwear into a narrow alley that's barely wide enough for the tables that line either side, tables that overflow with heavenly Lao street food, and also groups of tourists and locals eating dinner al fresco.

The alley is a schmorgasboard of Laotian specialties like jeow, spicy dips of tomato, eggplant, greens, or bamboo; miang Lao, little lettuce leaves wrapped around mysterious gobs; sinh savanh, sweet-sour-spicy water buffalo jerky; mounds of white and brown sticky rice; and immense grills turning out whole fish and chicken pieces.

"Here, it's only for dinner," Phatthana says.

As we thread our way through the crowd of people in the alley, I say to Todd, "We can eat here every night and never eat the same thing twice!"

"Or we can eat here one night and try everything, then come back and do it again."

Luang Prabang, Laos
Swoopy wat roof and cloud in Luang Prabang | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Near the alley's end, the serendipity of the night continues as we find an open bench right in front of Phatthana's favorite soup vendor. He orders four bowls of off-menu soup, made special with a grilled chicken breast sliced into the soup instead of the usual shredded boiled chicken (which we have another night and is not bad either). We each pick the type of noodle we want – either wide fresh-made wheat, thin rice, or medium yellow ramen. A few minutes later, we receive our steaming bowls of the best soup in Luang Prabang.

Before slurping, there are jars of stuff and mounds of greens you use to jazz up your soup. I like mine with a dab of stinky but scrumptious shrimp paste, lots of fresh lime juice, enough chili sauce to make me sniff, a heaping teaspoon of sugar, and as much mint and basil leaves as the soup bowl will hold. Todd makes only a few additions so he can enjoy the soup's savory chickeny-ness.

Phatthana's tongue is trained enough that he can start right in on his boiling hot soup. While Todd and wait for our soup to cool down, we make plans with Juergen to share a boat down the Mekong River to see the Pak Ou Buddha Cavestomorrow with his friends Eeke and Markus.

Luang Prabang, Laos
The best soup in Luang Prabang | Photo by Lauren Girardin

We also celebrate New Years Eve with Juergen, Eeke, and Markus, waging a fierce broken balloon battle while nearby, a sloshed group of a hotel-owning family and their foreign guests dance to Job 2 Do's Thai hit, "Doo Tur Tum" on repeat, forever linking that song with New Years, Laos, and colorful bits of rubber.

But, that's later. Right now, my soup is cool enough to eat.

Travel Tips – Luang Prabang, Laos

Where we ate:

  • Phousi Restaurant - Knowing how spicy Laotian papaya salad can be, we asked for mild and it was still delivered inedibly spicy (and we love spicy). Fruit shakes were miserable concoctions, beer was overpriced.: NAH
  • Pasaneyom Coffee Shop, on the landward side of Manthatoulat Road near-ish the South Pier - You can get only coffee, or only hot Ovaltine. But, why, when you can get a "half-and-half" of both for just 3,000 kip at this simple, sticky coffee shack?: YEH
  • Tamarind Restaurant - A small place serving Lao specialties more typically gotten from street vendors. It's a pleasant place to figure out what dish is what before venturing to the streets for the real thing. Their beef jerky and juices were excellent: YEH
  • - : YEH
  • Local Food Alley - Talked about plenty in the above story, it's located in a small alley off of Sisavang Vong Road, next to LP Hotel. The soup vendor had a sign that included the name "Sum's" but there seemed to be a cadre of ladies that swapped the soup job each night: YEH
  • Joma Cafe - We walked inside and felt like we'd been transported to a cafe in San Francisco, chalkboard-style menu boards and all. Western prices for very Western food. If you've been traveling for a while, it's a great place to spoil yourself. The only drawback is that they don't have WiFi: YEH
  • Cafe 56, Chao Fa Ngum Road, NE of Nam Phou Fountain - Just down the road from Joma Cafe, this place has WiFi, strong coffee, and mediocre nachos. Still, they'll let you sit on their decent, free WiFi connection for hours: YEH
  • Fresh rice paper roll street food, across from the police station entrance on Phamahapasaman Road aka Mano Road, NE of Thammamikalath Road – A completely contented woman spends hours spreading rice batter on a steamer setup, cracks an optional egg on top, and tumbles in some chopped mushroom mix. You add spice, lime juice, and crushed peanut to your sweet sauce as you like, then eat it up for an incredible breakfast for just 5,000 kip per plate. She is popular so you may have to wait. No English spoken and no menu at all, so just point and grunt as best you can. We went twice: YEH
  • Noodle Zoup & Fired Noodle the misspelled name on one sign at a wok-fronted restaurant on Visonalat Road aka Mano Road - We saw them woking up some thick noodle chicken stir fry, and had to have our own. Only 10,000 kip for a simple but wonderful lunch. Didn't see a menu, we just pointed at the noodles: YEH
  • Khemekhan Food Garden, on Phou Si Road – Great iced Lao coffee, completely bonkers staff: NAH
  • Luang Prabang Restaurant and Bakery - An unoriginal name. We stopped by for WiFi and a beer. We also got some bacon pie, which was mediocre bacon-packed quiche: MEH
  • Hive - Our old guide book said Hive was the most happening bar in town, and years later, it's still right. On New Years Eve, we were happy we got there early enough to grab seats. The microscopic dancefloor was packed, except for the times (yes, plural) that the speakers cut out: YEH

Where we stayed:

  • Malida Guesthouse - Greedy and evil, they gouge on room prices during peak seasons. Rooms are minuscule, overcrowded with furniture and covered with angry, threatening signs about not washing your laundry in the bathroom. Avoid this place. If you get stuck at Malida, get the room price quoted IN WRITING and in the currency in which you'll pay. Otherwise, they'll try to screw you with a remarkably high exchange rate (for us, when we said we wanted to pay in kip, instead of the going rate of 1 USD = 7,500 kip, they quoted $1 = 10,000. As if.): NAH
  • Jaliya Guesthouse - Pleasant garden, clean rooms. Far enough from old town that there's tasty local street food nearby. They charge too much extra for a TV in your room, but what the hell are you doing watching TV in Laos anyway? The staff is a lot crazy, occasionally aggressive, often confused, and not particularly helpful. We saw them piss a number of people off so get the staffers name and write agreements down. Still, it's worth making a reservation, as it's one of the better deals in town: YEH

What we saw:

  • Wat Xieng Thong - Worth the admission, if you like the pretty things in life, give yourself several hours for squinting at all the details of the stencil and mosaic art that covers the wat's many buildings, inside and out. Can be swarming with tourists clicking away with their cameras, so be patient as the Buddha: YEH
  • Wat Yada Yada, Wat Blah Dee Blah, Wat Such Nsuch - Pick up a bike and stop by as many other wats as you can in one day. They're all charming, even the ones outside of old town have little surprises. Many monks are learning English, so take the time to chat them up: YEH
  • Sunset Point Lean-To - Described above, it's the place to go for sunset if you don't need anything fancier than the view and a beer.: YEH
  • Boat to Pak Ou Buddha Caves from Sunset Point - The owner runs a boat to the Pak Ou Buddha Caves, ours left hours late even though we'd scheduled ahead, so we had to rush a bit through the caves. The boat engine is deafeningly loud and the owner is creepy. Still, cheaper than other boats: MEH
  • Pak Ou Buddha Caves - Poke around the lower cave with your flashlight (or rent one at the cave entrance) to find all the Buddhas hiding in the dark. Climb the stairs to the upper cave, where thousands of damaged Buddha statues make for some fun depth-of-field photo taking: YEH
  • Whiskey Village - The guidebook we had said to stop by to try this small village's locally made brew. The new reality is that the small village is now a major tour group stop, and they want thousands of kip for a shot of whiskey that you can get for pennies back in Luang Prabang: NAH
  • Morning Monks Alms Procession - One of the big tourist draws in Luang Prabang, it's really just a huge source of tourist shame. We'll talk about this more in a later post about bad tourist behavior, but unless you are a rude photo taking asshole, don't bother waking up at dawn to see the monks collect their daily alms. In fact, we'd all be better off if the rude photo taking assholes stayed in bed too: NAH
  • Phou Si Hill - "Sacred Hill" or mountain, in the center of Luang Prabang, topped by That Chomsi (temple) and a tremendous view. Definitely an up-hill haul, so take the more interesting and oddly less crowded path up that starts on Phou Si Road, and winds you past the 'Buddha of the Days of the Week Statues,' organized just like that popular 1980s underwear: YEH
  • Sapaper Handicraft Chantee - One of many small shops selling books of locally made handmade paper. Todd picked up some nice ones. Bargain: YEH
  • Bounnaachan Gallery, No. 80 Ban Vatnong Khoun Swua Rd. - A talented woodcarver selling mostly excellent pieces, mostly small and take-home-able in size. Sneak out his back door to check out his carvings of old tree trunks. We bought, we bargained: YEH
  • Night Market - Stall after stall selling mostly the same 'Made in China' souveniers over and over. Still, if you look, you can find something different, or at least something that won't fall apart on you. You should be able to bargain for 30% or less of what they start with. The bargaining isn't really that hard either, since there's so much identical competition: YEH

Photos from Luang Prabang, Laos

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bethany May 1, 2009 |  
Great set of photos! If I didn't want to go to Laos badly enough before, now i can hardly wait!!

- Beth
Stephanie May 2, 2009 |
Mmm... that soup sounds almost like Filipino sinigang. Now I'm craving me some good soup. Do Laotians eat noodle-less soup with rice over there?
Lauren May 2, 2009 |  
Steph - As far as I experienced, it is a big faux pax to eat rice with your soup in most of SE Asia. I got chided for ricing up my tom ka ga in Bangkok - though the chiding came from a drunk expat, so who really knows?

Anyone else know any rice soups in SE Asia?
ZenKimchi May 2, 2009 |  
Any Korean soup that has the word "gukbap" in it.
Sarah May 3, 2009 |
Raja wanted me to let you know that I drink "half and half" every morning here in the USA... I also add sugar. Real coffee is gross. :)
Eva and Jeremy Rees Dec 22, 2009 |  
I love this set of photos! I've seen these heineken and whiskey gift baskets! :)
Pele Jan 11, 2010 |
Laos have a rice soup called Khao Piak wich stands for Wet Rice, not to be mistaken with Khao Piak Senn, a rice-based noodle soup. (senn = noodle)

Great photo albums!
Lauren - Ephemerratic Jan 11, 2010 |
Pele - Thanks for the names of the two types of Laotian soup. Now that we've left Laos, we've been looking for recipes for the food we had there and it's really helpful to have the Laotian names.
Eva Rees Jan 12, 2010 |  
The details in your photos are brilliant!!
Phatthana Apr 1, 2010 |
What we had was: Khao piak sen (like Pele said) with chicken flavour.
The noodles are not that hard to make, but the soup itself with (garlic, chicken, ginger, coriander etc. is bit difficult...
We also had tam mak hung (Green Papaya Salad) with sticky rice....

Cheers from Buenos Aires :),
Phatthana
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